if you are an OGL for 2nd batch orientation, please do not read this post. instead visit my number 1 top favourite website here: http://www.jurongjc.moe.edu.sg/. for others, you may proceed to read on.
okay, i’ll be very frank and admit — OG11 sucks, despite the fact that there are ppl like shou yan from my class (08S07) and fangqi and shi hao from my OG. my ogl is an a$$hole, seriously. luckily, the OG they assigned me is just temporary. i’m now in OG22 which has most ppl from 1st batch OG12, but sadly with the exception of raymond and huiyan. i just feel that first batch OG12 was and will always be way better.
orientation day 1 is as boring as ever.
btw, they (the mr handsome gang) tried to brainwash all the first batch who have already been through orientation today.
glad to announce that they were very successful. now i feel even more attached to jjc. (read: intense sarcasm)
the only thing worth staying for in jjc is the people i befriended there.
was browsing through the news online when i came across this and i lmfao:
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Aussie penis artist bids for top art prize



SYDNEY – A CHEEKY artist who uses his penis as a brush has entered a racy self-portrait for Australia’s top art prize. Australian Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, usually exposes his talents at sex product fairs around the world, but has decided to go upmarket by entering a painting for Australia’s Archibald Prize – the nation’s top award for portraiture.
In a unique painting style, Patch does not use paint brushes, but his penis to apply paint to the canvas.
‘I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break,’ Patch told the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper on Wednesday.
Patch entered a painting of a plastic surgeon in last year’s Archibald Prize, but failed to impress the judges. This year’s entry depicts a nude Patch, wearing only a hat, holding a blank canvas to hide his ‘brush’.
The Art Gallery of New South Wales in Sydney expects up to 700 portraits to be entered for the 2008 Archibald Prize, with the finalists to be announced in March. — REUTERS
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omg, seriously man. wtf is wrong with these people. got brush don’t use brush. maybe next this patch guy will come out with a new product called the dickhead3000-superpainter or something. *rofl*
anyways, after school, i hung out with zen tan in the canteen. we were briefly discussing about the new course SM11. then i decided that we should just call up our ex-teachers at acs for recommendation letter to help in our appeal to other JCs. first, we called fiona ho, our sec 2 english teacher. she’s the best teacher i had at acs. and despite the fact that i kept giving her trouble in sec 2, she agreed to write the letter for us. i was contemplating whether we should call jamin jeow. i know he has a really bad impression of me (as in – almost kinda hatred). nevertheless, i called him eventually.
me: hi sir, this is derek from 4.5.
jamin: what do you want?
me: i’ve a request to make…er…do you mind writing a recommendation letter for me?
jamin: no.
me: huh?
jamin: no.
me: okay…
jamin: you still have the cheek to ask me to write a recommendation letter for you? tell me why should i write it? give me 3 reasons.
me: er…
jamin: *started scolding me for the next 5 mins — kept hearing things like “eating in class..”, “taking chances for granted”, “annoyance to teachers”…*
i felt like hanging up on him lah! but i decided to show some courtesy and respect given the fact that he was after all my ex-class teacher.
anyways, there was this incident on the bus today that pissed me off (as in really really really pissed me off).
i was so tired and was sleeping on the bus home when a group of people started blaring yalam techno “hits” on their phones a few rows behind me. i was jolted up from my peaceful slumber, with great disgust. what the f.ck man! are they trying to show that they’ve got the latest model handphone which can blast music at 200 decibels, or do they think they were damn cool m*ddy people listening to their techno songs..? personally, i’ve nothing against techno songs, but this really pissed me off — totally. and zOMG – i haven’t even touched on the worst part yet. they started SINGING at the top of their voices! what the effing hell!! are there even lyrics to techno songs..? whatever tune they were singing to, i can assure u 1000% that u’ll never want to be there. i swear they could have started a long range broadcasting radio station from the bus. anyways, i was wondering…have they ever heard of a great invention called the earphones..?? now i’m getting to fully understand shi hao’s feelings…
and so, with still a long 40 mins journey ahead. i had no choice but to turn up my ipod volume to a fatal level never-before-reached to wash away the m*d. seriously hoping i’m not deaf now.
omg, after reading through my post today, i feel so bad. i think this post will offend a whole truckload of ppl. but still this is something i would like to express..(as in a form of stress release). so if you are offended, please don’t come after me. i’m just an innocent guy pouring out his heart’s contents.
PS: pls don’t take me to court for using such racial slurs. as you’ve noticed, i’ve taken the trouble to censor them.
Edited: Wednesday, 20 February 20083:44 pm